Yes, these products are really for sale on Amazon. These kid products will get you some strange looks if you're caught with them in your house. Worse yet, you should only give any of these as gifts to a parent or parent-to-be if you are hoping never to be invited over to see their kids again (with the exception of item #1 which will guarantee you receive Godfather status).
Here's another list of Top 10 Amazon Products, although these are much less likely to annoy parents & kids - you may even find something useful!
$17,000 Pacifier with diamonds & white gold
What better way to one-up your friends & neighbors than with this practical pacifier.
According to the Customer Comments, the diamond quality is questionable. Shocking!
BOB - Manages TV Time & Video Game Time
BOB cuts the power off when the TV time hits a pre-set limit.
Gadget to outsource parenting? Check. $78 down the drain? Check. Nurturing resentment, mistrust, and avoiding unwanted conversations with your child? Check!
Harness & Tether (or Kid Leash)
These are portions of positive Customer comments:
* My son's not thrilled about being tethered.
* The neck straps could have more cushion, as they press and dig into the child's neck if he falls or tries to hang on the leash.
Foam Safety Helmet
Worth the $45 investment when you enroll your baby in a Nerf War or paintballing playgroup.
At-Home Urinal
This is a great use of $30, and the first in a series of 3 toilet-related necessities on the list. What little boy doesn't have an at-home urinal on his Christmas list?
Tinkle Tube Toilet Aid
Great to keep in the car in case there are no bottles that can be used instead. How about pulling over to the nearest gas station?? And don't forget to purchase this together with the next product to protect kids hands from misses or spills.
Potty Mitts
Nothing says "I love you" like passing OCD on to the next generation!
Time Out Pad
The grandparents will never let you forget this one if they see it in your house. Maybe they won't tease you if you tell them how many Amazon.com reviewers have recommended it.
Daddle Saddle
Why only get one for Dad? Better yet, buy one for grandpa too - that should go over really well.
Love, Chic Baby - Perfume for Baby
Don't worry - they offer a scent for baby boys too!
Here's another list of Top 10 Amazon Products, although these are much less likely to annoy parents & kids - you may even find something useful!
$17,000 Pacifier with diamonds & white gold
What better way to one-up your friends & neighbors than with this practical pacifier.
According to the Customer Comments, the diamond quality is questionable. Shocking!
BOB - Manages TV Time & Video Game Time
BOB cuts the power off when the TV time hits a pre-set limit.
Gadget to outsource parenting? Check. $78 down the drain? Check. Nurturing resentment, mistrust, and avoiding unwanted conversations with your child? Check!
Harness & Tether (or Kid Leash)
These are portions of positive Customer comments:
* My son's not thrilled about being tethered.
* The neck straps could have more cushion, as they press and dig into the child's neck if he falls or tries to hang on the leash.
Foam Safety Helmet
Worth the $45 investment when you enroll your baby in a Nerf War or paintballing playgroup.
At-Home Urinal
This is a great use of $30, and the first in a series of 3 toilet-related necessities on the list. What little boy doesn't have an at-home urinal on his Christmas list?
Tinkle Tube Toilet Aid
Great to keep in the car in case there are no bottles that can be used instead. How about pulling over to the nearest gas station?? And don't forget to purchase this together with the next product to protect kids hands from misses or spills.
Potty Mitts
Nothing says "I love you" like passing OCD on to the next generation!
Time Out Pad
The grandparents will never let you forget this one if they see it in your house. Maybe they won't tease you if you tell them how many Amazon.com reviewers have recommended it.
Daddle Saddle
Why only get one for Dad? Better yet, buy one for grandpa too - that should go over really well.
Love, Chic Baby - Perfume for Baby
Don't worry - they offer a scent for baby boys too!
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Here are some other online amazon products I've found if you are looking for another quick laugh. Check out my top 10 worst lists to see more related commentary.
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